Despite appearances, Aquaman does not have molluscum contagiosum. He’s just naturally scaly in his bathing-suit area.
[For the visually impaired: Pictured are seven heroic cocks. They belong to Spiderman, Batman, Hulk, Firestorm, Superman, Flash, Aquaman, and Green Arrow. Batman has a studded collar on his dick, and his pubes are shaved into a bat. Green Arrow has a very straight shaft. The Hulk’s dick is just glowing with gamma radiation. The Flash is so fast, even we can’t see his junk.]
I’ll be out of town next Sunday, so here’s part 1 of Superhero Dicks. I’ve got another page of these, plus supervillains, villainous vaginae, horror dicks, and more.
[For the visually impaired: Pictured are nine dicks, each belonging to a comic book hero: Thor, Ironman, Logan (aka Wolverine), Colossus, Nightcrawler, Iceman, Angel (aka Archangel), Thing, and Mister Fantastic. Thor and Logan’s dicks are reminiscent of their hairstyles. Ironman has his soaked in whiskey, just like the rest of him. Did you remember that Mister Fantastic has the ability to stretch out parts of his body? I did.]
At Your Own Risk 