More Superhero Dicks


Despite appearances, Aquaman does not have molluscum contagiosum. He’s just naturally scaly in his bathing-suit area.

[For the visually impaired: Pictured are seven heroic cocks. They belong to Spiderman, Batman, Hulk, Firestorm, Superman, Flash, Aquaman, and Green Arrow. Batman has a studded collar on his dick, and his pubes are shaved into a bat. Green Arrow has a very straight shaft. The Hulk’s dick is just glowing with gamma radiation. The Flash is so fast, even we can’t see his junk.]

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